《生活大爆炸》Sheldon经典语录：生生不息，早日去死

1.I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.

2.Leonard, I platonically love you, man, but face it, you're a mess.

3.Oh, dear lord. A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge to find his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.

4.Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you’re forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That’s all about yucky, squishy things.

5.It’s after nine o’clock. At this hour the streets of Pasadena are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats.

6.Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible I’m not boyfriend material.

7.Ooohhh, my life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here. I know he wouldn’t care for an outburst of human emotions, but, oh goody, oh goody, oh goody!

8.Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.

9.I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?.... I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?

10.Speaking of cowboys, do you know what country has, not one, but two cows on its flag? The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra. Oooh, the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Fun With Flags is writing itself!